Tuesday, January 5, 2010

Casualty of War


The war torn room is finally reflecting that of a child's bedroom after countless hours of clean up.
Just hours ago, vomit and productive gas waste in tornado fashion plunged into the sterile area terrifying all of the residents.
Off the record, it was rumored that the mom possibly slept with a Lysol can in fear of any future attacks.
All three of the human residents survived the surprise attack.
During clean up, at the horror to all involved, it appears that Icy Epperson passed away.
He was discovered in the washer, guts spread all over his camrades and in the fetal position.
As he was pulled from the wreckage lifelessly, he remained wearing the scarf that his fearless leader had placed on him after getting him home from Frontier City, his previous home.
He was a good bear and received a strike of vomit in the face before entering the deadly machine.
His work as a true humanitarian will not be forgotten and his countless hours of hugs and affection will bring all who knew him a bright spot of comfort during this difficult time.
Memorial services still pending.

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